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for my first blog entry. here is a lil survey.....some have seen it some havent. enjoy!
1. What time is it: 6:28 pm
2. Name: Crystal Lynn Mozell Sarver (not mozzel jeffery!!!)
3. Nickname(s): Puffy Cheeks, Hillbilly spice, mozzy, mo, mozilla, Chris, assspank, zelly (from my marie!), and dork (from my uncle)
4. Birthdate: June 18, 1984
5. Background: Italian and Irish (and damned proud)
6. zodiac: Gemini.. well that explains a lot..
7. Hair color: Dark Chocolate Brown with blonde crown hilites
8. Eye color: Brown and blue/green specks
9. Height: 5' 7 (hahah i'm the youngest sister but the tallest.. go figure!)
10. Shoe size: 9
11. Glasses, contacts or neither? Glasses.. but I wont wear them for no one! well maybe if jeff flashed me or marie hugged me..
12. Braces? nope.. but have been bit by a bastard with braces..
13. Piercing/tattoo: 3 for the ears and 3 for the tatts
14. Birthplace: Baytown, Texas (i'm just a lovely southern belle!)
15. Favorite part about you: My booty!!!!
16. Siblings names: from oldest to youngest: Dawn, Eric, Brandi, Mindy, Timmy, and Robert
******HAVE YOU EVER*****
17. Gone skinny dipping? oh yeah. the water feels good flowing freely .. i'll do it again...
18. Mowed the lawn in your underwear? (haha a mozzy question) .. and yes.. yes i have. i was sititng on the tractor in my nightgown and underwear with a cowboy hat on and my wader boots.. i looked hot! ....
19. Looked at the hottest man in the worlds butt? hahaha. sorry hun, but i have.. lmfao.. but i know you looked at mine. i saw you.. it was nice wasn't it.. ohhh yeahh i have a nice ass..
20. Saw a bush? lmfao.. you know what i'm talking about jeff!! lmao.. icky ;-x
21. Skipped school? hahahaha yes.. when didnt i skip school?
22. Bungee jumped?: not in the way you think. i got smacked in the ass/back with a bungee cord and i jumped.. so yeas i've bungee jumped..
23. Kissed someone of the same sex not related to you? yes...and its on video tape. you liked that didnt you .. you lil prevert!
24. Bit someone: .. oh yeah. i'm a biter.. i love to bite..and the person i bit liked it and wants more !! dont you.. i know you do. i'll give you a ton of bites... ;-)
25. Kiss more than two people in one day? yea. i go around and kiss anyone i see that needs a kiss....
26. done anything naughty to a banana? .. yeap.. thats how i learned of my no gag talent..
27. TP'd someone's house? lmfao!! yes.. and bubba left a note on the door that said congratulations you have won a year supply of tp and since you werent home we decorated. hope it dont rain...
28. Won something? i won a hug from my teddy bear!! and by the end of the night i won 3 cookies
29. Asked someone out? yeap. ..
30. Been rejected? nope.. *knocks on wood* i couldnt take the rejection. i'd be heart broken. thats why I will let the opposite person ask.. its safer that way lmao.
31. Been in love? i love dixiemama but human love.. no.. not yet
32. Been to a funeral? yes =(
33. Used a lighter? i'm a pyro.... what do you think?
34. Been on stage? on stage, beside the stage.. dancing on the stage and pole. given lap dances to random people at the club on the stage.. me and the stage have this connection!!
******FAVORITE******
35. Food: mom's mac n cheese!!!! and lasagna (again, damn you jeff!!!)
36. Ice cream flavor: chocolate chip cookie dough which i'd eat off of jeff anyday lmfao.. (you wanted inuendos. and here they are )
37. body part on jeff: his eyes.. you know you have the best eyes on earth !!!
38. body part on marie: your lips because you have a bootyfull smile!!!!! makes me proud to say.. BACK THE HELL OFF MINDY!! SHES MY LADY!!!
39. Breakfast cereal: Boo Berry and if anyone disagrees they are THE DEVIL!!!
40. Number(s): 13 and 56
****WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE FOLLOWING?****
41. toes: icky i hate feet
42. Ass: oo i likey the ass!!! *smacks mine*
43. Cold weather: its cool.. its chilly and it gives me a reason to share my blanket with Jeff
44. Papa Roach: The greatest!!!!!!!!!!!! *dry humps jacoby shaddix!!!*
45. Marie: oooo sexy lady. i love my bestest friend in the world!!!!! she is truely the greatest!!!
46. Mindy: eh. she's alright LMFAO. i love you sis!! you know i do!!! i'd do anything to you and for you!!!
47. Jess: what can i say about ms bitch? besides .... GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!! and TATERS
48. Jeff: mmm grrrowl.. lmao.. .. so are these enough inuendos? or do i need to add more? more you say.. ok... heh.....
49. Fear: i hate clowns and spiders and i think its the 2 things the world will be happier without!!! DEATH TO THE 8 LEGGED WHITE FACED BASTARDS!!!
50. Love: .. it means ball and chain . it means .. its hard to find and it means... quack...
51. Hate: ooooo the only person I hate more than my fear is my real mother.. its a long story and only those close to me know why. there are just some things better off NOT said.
52. Friendship: gets taken advantage of too often. I think its better to have a couple of very close friends than to have a vast amount of casual friends. Its easier to be back stabbed with many than it would with a couple.
53. Sex: if done right its good. but being i aint experienced .. it should be fun learning with someone who dont know a lot either..
54. Music: MUSIC ROX and if anyone doesnt like music .. you arent to be trusted!! you are a slimey rat bastard and should be hung by your rectum!!
55. Secrets: everyone has them. i'm secretly in lust over marie.. aww shit wait now its not a secret!! DAMNIT !! lmao.. jk marie.. remember our friendship motto: STRICKTLY dickly NEVER clitly!!
56. Rain: rain rain come today. dont come another day.. heh. i love rain. and its fun to have someone to play with in the rain!! coughcoughjefferycoughcough
57. Barrell of monkeys: i have em and i cherish them. They are the greatest game !!! till the dog comes and breaks your chain and you have to chase the lil bitch down and pry em from her mouth only to find out she just swallowed 3 of them and you only find a head in her mouth. then you gotta follow her around for 2 days with a baggie.
58. Crystal: i think crystal is the greatest person to know!! this bitch is crazy and she has a FANTABOLUS ass!!! and she could give some great lovins!!
59. boobies: i have em but they are restrained by a sports bra.. they are great when i'm standing in the shower.. lmfao.. NIPPLES ARE AWESOME!!
******THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******
60. Masterbation: *snicker* honestly the first thing that came to mind was.. i wanna lick lick lick ya from your head to yoru toes..
61. Mud: .. shit it was raining??
62. Pillow: .. MOTHER HUMPER!! JEFF DROOLED ON MY PILLOW!!
63. Doctor: whoa whoa whoa. doctor.. you wanna put that where.. cant we go on a date first?
64. Hedgehog: tails
65. School: free alchol and drugs
66. Grass: high as a mother humper!
67. Cow: tipping
68. Canada: being drunk at 19 was a goal!
69. Mouse: i gave that fker a cookie and he bit me
70. Hand: J O B!!!!
******THE PAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU******
71. Watched a movie? yes.. I watched The girl next door... that movie rawks!
72. Talked on the phone? yes.. but i miss him already!!
73. Cried? yes.. i did it again because i miss my teddy bear!! its been ... 3 days already!!
74. Threw up? hahah yes. because dixiemama farted and it was the absolute worst smell in the world ever!!!
75. Drank a glass of water? yeas.. i'm drinking it now.. *spits it out* THIS ISNT WATER.. THIS IS FUKING VODKA MAN!!
76. Gone to the bathroom? anyone who hasnt in the past 48 hours is either dead or just plain retarded!!
77. Read a book or magazine? yeap and thats where i learned that CHUBBY IS THE NEW SKINNY!!
78. Watched tv? yeap the last thing i watched was family guy!!
79. Looked in the mirror? ohh YYYEAAHHHEEHHAA! i'm a sexy bitch!!!
80. Taken a shower? *sniffs myself* yeap i smell like lavender sweet dreams and coconut
81. Taken a picture? nope because that was soo like 49 hours ago!
82. Listened to music? OF COURSE!!!
83. Hugged or kissed someone? yes.. and i want another hug from hottie .. it was nice!
84. Done your hair? . no.. unless pulling it back is doing something with it
85. Did a cart wheel? um. no.. last time i did one of them i fell on a stick
***DO YOU BELIEVE IN....******
86. Heaven? yes i believe that marie and jeff fell from heaven!
87. Love at first sight: not techniqully but i believe in lust at first sight. i get a lot of that.
88. Aliens? oh yeah.. i believe mindy is an alien.
89. Fun for the entire family? ok.. define fun for teh whole family because if you mean household family fun then yea thats a stripper..
90. Hatred: yes.. i already answerd this damnit!
91. Love? yes it happens but only once..
92. Magic? oh yeh. how else do you think i got jeff to get in my bed!!!
*******SOME RANDOM STUFF******
93. Last movie you saw in theatres? Waiting.. HAHA THAT MOVIE KICKED ASS!!
94. Are you listening to music right now? yes. metallica " fixxxer"
95. What color shirt are you wearing? grey hoodie with a dragon on it
96. Do you like your middle name? not the lynn part because it reminds me of my birth mom but mozell i do and its MO-ZELL NOT MOZZEL
97. What's the best thing since sliced bread? pudding
98. What color is your backpack? blue and orange
99. Are you in love or do you think of one person everytime you see or hear the word love? No not yet. but i do think of someone...
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